Billings West End Walmart Walloped
Boy, I’ve tried to get a good spot a time or two at Walmart, but this is ridiculous.
I am SO glad no one was hurt in Tuesday night’s mishap on the West End. You drink, you don’t drive. Simple stuff.
I’m curious what some appropriate comments would have been on the scene.
Here are some things I think you would have heard out of my mouth when someone who has had “one too many” ends up running into Walmart.
“Is this where you sign up to be a greeter?”
“I guess Coors Light is on special again.”
“Clean up on isle 1!”
“99 bottles of beer on the wall…99 bottles of beer.”
“I see John Rich decided to drive instead of fly”.
“If you’re trying to cut in line, mission accomplished dude!”