Which either means the conclave of Catholic cardinals are barbecuing baby back ribs low and slow OR they failed to choose a new pope today. In modern history the longest the conclave has taken to make a papal decision has been 5 days. For your sake I hope it's sooner or you'll be the unfortunate victims of more "black smoke" jokes. For you non-catholics and/or non-believers think of this like the NFL Draft except with only one pick :-)