I told a few of these on the air this morning. Feel free to use one at your Easter gathering, or add some of your own here.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt? Hopscotch.

What's a bunny's favorite place to eat? IHOP.

What do you call 100 bunnies all lined up taking one step backwards at the same time? A receding hairline.

What kind of music do bunnies prefer? Hip Hop!

Groaners, I know.