Carnage on America’s Byways

I finally got healed up and went for a walk yesterday. I got to see all the new beer cans and liquor bottles left for us.

My picture was snapped as I had plenty of time to think during my hour plus walk.

So, do we feel sad for this newspaper's family? I'm sure this happened several weeks ago and we just couldn't see the "corpse".

Could NCIS (with Mark Harmon) solve this mystery?

Was it a hit and run, and done on purpose?

The funniest part was that there wasn't a house or mailbox within 500 feet of his final resting place.