I know people think it's cute to give baby chicks for Easter but do yourself a favor: Give them chocolate or marshmallow chickens instead.

Chicks and chickens are probably one of the most disease-infected and sickly things on the face of the planet. Unless you plan on raising them to produce eggs, don't expose your kid to these gross things.

After a week of feeding and smelling these terrible things, you'll never want to eat chicken again.

Give them to your sisters' or brothers' kids. That will teach them.......