In this age of political correctness where we can't have an NFL team called the Redskins and walking behind your pregnant wife while going "quack, quack, quack" is taboo I'd like to point out what I feel is a double standard... the people at V8 continue to peddle their product with blatant violence! Perhaps because their product contains no animal products those on the left overlook their blatant disregard for head injuries. That's right, I said it, their hook is clocking people in the head who don't drink their hippy dippy vegetable juice. How PC is that? According to the website for the Brain Injury Institute "Traumatic brain injury is a leading cause of severe disability and death nationwide.” By the time everyone is drinking their pinko communist drink their persuasion model will have already turned their future customers into vegetables already anyway. Tell you what you lefty vegetarians, we'll agree to let you rename the Redskins to Washington Peace Lovers (oh, the irony) when the enforcers at V8 put out a meat drink!

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