Do You Have Funny Friends?

Today, I'd like to hear from you folks about YOUR funny friends. Here's what I'm talking about.

I've got a friend whose last name is "White". When they got their puppy, they named him "Coors White". Creative.

I have a friend who decorates his yard every year with a dummy that he calls "Marcus The Carcass".

I know a lady who's got a recipe for her "KickAsserole".

Tell me about YOUR funny friends, please.