Carol and her husband are the point of this post on songs whose lyrics you THINK you've heard properly. For example, Carol's husband thinks the line in Sugarland's "Stuck Like Glue" is "You and me baby with cellulite boobs?"

Its really "You and me baby we're stuck like glue"

Are there other songs who's lyrics you've heard wrong? Like the Tim McGraw song, I Like It I Love It. The lyrics are NOT, "I like it I love it, I can't bake a muffin"

Leave any goofy lyrics you've heard in the comments.