So in an interview with Nancy O'Dell Blake Shelton says he and Miranda Lambert are kinky and their favorite place to practice baby makin' is in the woods in the back of a pickup. So I thought I'd throw in a visual aid so you can see the environment that Mr. Romantic... er, Shelton provides for Miranda. I wish I could interview Blake because I have questions:

1) Does he bring an exercise mat so she doesn't chafe her bottom?

2) Is there a pre-game tailgate?

3) Do they have another plastic-lined pickup filled with water nearby so they can go skinny-dipping after?

I'm very inquisitive.