How You Know When You’ve Drank Too Much

First, let me say I don't mean alcohol. The title and the picture are a tad misleading but at lunch today I must've drank the equivalent of a Super Big Gulp of soda. Now when I walk down the hall I can hear the liquid sloshing around back in forth in my stomach. When I step to one side or the other (as I walk down Broadway Avenue in downtown Billings) and try to straighten my line the momentum of the liquid tried to carry me off of my line. Now my belt is cutting into the underside of my beer gut. I shouldn't drink so much but what can I say... I was thirsty.