I Sure Hope I Never Hear The Words “Prostate Exam” Again For The Rest Of My Life
I went to Billings Clinic for my first visit with my new doctor. He was very professional and very thorough… perhaps too thorough He said “at some point we’ll need to do a prostate exam”. I DIDN’T KNOW HE MEANT TODAY! It’s been so long since I had one I couldn’t remember if it was similar to a hernia check or not. For the record… I was sadly mistaken.
When he had me face the other way, I knew what was up. That’s when I turned back to look at the size of his hands. Fortunately he wasn’t some ex-offensive lineman turned doctor. I’m guessing that once I screamed “not that fast” in the voice of a 7 year old girl that everyone outside the exam room knew what was happening. I hear that once a man turns 50 he needs to have a prostate exam done once a year. Here’s hoping Dr. Jellyfinger gets muscular atrophy between now and then!