It’s Official: Atomic Wedgies Can Be Lethal
If you’ve ever been victimized by an atomic wedgie, you know how painful and humiliating they can be. Now, police in Oklahoma have confirmed our greatest fears. Atomic Wedgies can kill you.
According an article from the website newser.com, a man in Pottawatomie County Oklahoma will be charged with 2nd degree murder after killing his stepfather with his own underwater. On December 21st, 33 year old Brad Davis got into a physical altercation with 58 year old Denver St. Clair. During the struggle, Davis administered an atomic wedgie on St. Clair, pulling St. Clair’s underwear over his head and around his neck.
The Pottawatomie County Coroner listed the cause of death as “suffocation”. Not surprisingly, the Sheriff’s Department says alcohol may have played a factor in the incident. According the police report, the two men had been drinking when St. Clair insulted Davis’ mother, eventually leading to the lethal “atomic wedgie”.