While checking on my coworker's weekends, Karen mentioned that she got a speeding ticket leaving Cody, Wyoming. It's only funny if you've ever ridden with her, because you'll know that she should be ticketed for following too closely. Or running red lights. Or driving on 2 wheels.

I always feel like when you ride with Karen you should be leaning out the window shooting at the people chasing you.

I love her a lot, but I am NOT gonna ride with her.