Mark Has Officially Become an Old Man

Last night, Mark played a charity basketball game in Lockwood.  Today, he can barely move.  Not only was Mark the oldest guy on the basketball court, but the Lockwood Superintendent of Schools made sure to remind him.

Turns out, when the current Superintendent of Schools was still a student, Mark and Paul gave the commencement address at his graduation.  The year was 1991.  Amazingly, the Superintendent can still remember what the Flakes said that day.  Which is a good thing, because Mark can barely remember what he said yesterday, let alone a speech he gave two decades ago.

Mark would like to thank everyone in Lockwood, especially the Superintendent, for officially confirming that he is an old man.  Now, if you'll excuse him, Mark's gonna grab some Advil and take a nap.