Mark Wilson’s Annual Diet Begins

Dear God help us, Mark Wilson is on a diet again.  After gorging himself on cookies, burgers and pizza for the past year, it's time for Mark's annual diet to begin.

Not only is this horrible news for the domestic beer industry, but it's gonna make life a lot more miserable for Paul, who will be on the receiving end of Mark's wild mood swings.  Luckily, Mark was able to load up on junk food over the weekend.

Mark's goal is to lose 20 pounds.  He plans on avoiding carbs and bread, which should be easy.  The hard part will be avoiding cheese.  The mere thought of a life without cheese is terrifying.  For him, kickin' cheese cold turkey is like a smoker putting down the cigarettes.

If Mark sounds a little grumpy or listless for the next couple of weeks, please bear with him.