We're not sure how he did it, but Paul convinced Mark to come out to the ranch this weekend and help him move some cows.  It's a decision that Mark is still regretting.

Mark's helped out Paul before, but there was something different this time.  Mark set a new personal record for the most amount of cow poop he's ever encountered.  He was covered in it.  And not just on his shoes.  According to Paul, Mark was so full of bull excrement it almost looked like he was eating a cinnamon roll.

Now Mark has a better understanding of Paul's disdain for certain animals.  After his ordeal, he doesn't like cows nearly as much as he used to.