If you or someone you love is the kind of person that puts ranch on everything from pizza to spaghetti (yes, that's a real thing) then you may be interested in the new holiday edition of Hidden Valley Ranch.

As of December 3rd, you can purchase a huge 1.75 liter bottle of ranch from the Hidden Valley store. The bottle is made to look almost like a fancy bottle of wine wrapped in subtle brown paper. You can see the picture at their store.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Ranch on some things, but some Montanans are a little Ranch Crazy.  I remember being at Guadalajara's and hearing someone asking for some Ranch for their enchiladas.  That's just...wrong.