My Holiday List Of “Will Nots”
Over the 4th of July Holiday, I will not:
Be at any national park. Be on any interstate highway that doesn’t lead to a golf course. Eat any dinner that doesn’t include beef (and probably beer for that matter).
I also will not get up at my regular time of 3:30. It’ll be whatever time I can sleep till. I may only sleep till 5, but it’s still sleeping in.
I also will not be available on Facebook. In addition, I will not run out of ice.
I should be a politician. These sound like campaign promises.