Well, I got promoted at work, and now it's official. I'm Paul's secretary.

"Hey, Mark, show Paul this". "OMG, you've got to tell Paul this one"

So, I guess if I'm doing the job, I'll take the title.

Sir, you have a 10:30 this morning taking water to your cows. And don't forget lunch with the Mrs today. Oh, and let me get you some more coffee.