National Men Make Dinner Day

This holiday is somewhat outmoded, but for what it's worth, today is National Men Make Dinner Day.  No doubt spawned in the era of women in the kitchen and men out earning a living, things are typically a little more balanced these days.

Personally, I love to cook.  Not only that, I'm actually pretty good at it.  I figure since I am a human being and need to eat to stay alive, it's a skill worth having.  However, I also know plenty of people who don't know the first thing about making anything that doesn't have instructions on the box.

If you're married to one of those guys who'd rather go out, order in, or pretty much anything that doesn't require him to try and prepare a meal, what do you think he would come up with if given the challenge of making dinner tonight?