One Line Monday: Worst Movie You’ve Ever Seen
Hot on the heels of the Oscar’s, the Flakes want to know what’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
The calls and e-mails we got this morning were all over the place. One gentlemen called in to cast his vote for “The Thin Red Line”, another guy said it was “2001: A Space Odyssey”. We’ve never seen it, thankfully, but a lady told us about a horror film called “Rubber” during which a possessed tire went on a deadly rampage. Another gal claimed her least favorite flick is “Napoleon Dynamite”. Paul agreed with her. His kids love Napoleon Dynamite, so he tried to watch it. After five minutes, he was begging the good Lord to give him those five minutes of his life back.
Mark has only walked out of three movies in his entire life, including ”When a Man Loves a Woman” and a Burt Reynold’s film called “Paternity”. He also dated a girl in high school who drug him to see “Chariots of Fire”. After subjecting him to that flick, Mark knew things would never work out between them.
Paul has never walked out of a movie. If he’s gonna pay for it, he’ll suffer through it, no matter how awful it is. His picks for the worst movie ever are the “King Kong” remake with Jack Black and the old Clint Eastwood flick “Bronco Billy”.
What’s your least favorite movie of all time? We’d love to hear about it. Send your picks to firstname.lastname@example.org.