Paul Gets Tarred and Feathered
As many of you know, when Paul gets off the air every morning, he heads back to his ranch and the real work begins. Yesterday, he practically tarred and feathered himself trying to change the oil in one of his tractors.
Of course, it was one of the hottest days we've had so far this summer. After Paul pulled to oil plug on his tractor, he noticed it was hot. Really hot. So hot that he knocked over the 5 gallon bucket he had planned to collect the oil in. Instead, all of that bubbling hot oil ended up on his pants.
Luckily, the only injury Paul suffered was to his pride. After he had covered himself in tractor oil, the dirt and dust from the shop floor start to stick to him. It was so bad, his wife wouldn't let him in his own living room. She even forced him to change clothes and clean himself up before he was allowed to sit down and eat dinner.
Let this be a lesson to you. Next time, you're changing your own oil. Wait until it cools down.