Paul Goes to Jury Duty
It’s a great day for our legal justice system. Paul Mushaben has been called in for jury duty. Which prompted one Flakes fan to wonder what would happen if Paul was asked to sit on the jury of the alleged rapist who’s on trial this week.
Mark joked that Paul would be the only person on the jury with his own tar and feathers. Paul argued that he is open minded and able to fairly analyze a situation. Mark was then quick to point out that Paul is not “open minded”, he’s “strong minded”.
In his defense, we know that if Paul was on the jury, they wouldn’t be deliberating for very long. And unlike most people who complain about jury duty, Paul sees it as a chance to clean up the streets. God bless America. And mercy on the soul of any defendant if Paul gets selected.