This morning, the Flakes found a hysterical article discouraging Californians from moving to Montana.  Here's a few of our favorite reasons:

Montana Beer isn't gluten free

If you drive in Montana, you might have to dodge live animals on the road

Some of our convenience stores allow horses inside

Bears might be lurking in your hot tub

The next Unabomber is probably living somewhere in the Montana wilderness

Want to check out the full list?  Here's the link from the website