Airplane

Only Way To Go
We flew First Class on this year's Flakes trip and it's the only way to go. I don't have a problem with Coach if it's under a hundred minutes or so, but 3, 4, or 5 hours...wow, it makes the trip less exhausting. Now I'm spoiled and it will be hard to travel any other way...
Airplane Comfort
My cattle have more room in a stock trailer than you have in an airplane.  Unless you upgrade you are wedged into your seat where the space has been shrunk in order to get more paying people on board.  Combine that with the fact that people are getting larger (politically correct) and it i…
Dumb and Dumber On a Plane
I've flown many times in my life (I average a flight every 6 weeks or so) and have endured unshowered passengers, large people who had to have the armrest up and take part of my seat and little kids kicking the back of my seat.In all those flights I've never complained to those passengers …