Why anybody in their right mind would eat gross things like three-bean salad or beets is beyond me. But that's why I'm going to make my very own "Wilsonized" buffet.
If you plan on eating at one of the many buffets around town this weekend make sure you wake up with hand sanitizer in your Easter basket. Over the course of 4 or 5 hours just think how many people have touched that serving spoon. Think of the guy who had biscuits and gravy, went to the restroom for 10 minutes, then came back out and went through the line again...