Columbus Day

Call It This
Since people want to change the name of Columbus Day to Indigenous Peoples Day, I have a suggestion.  We should call it Discovery Day.
No one would get their feelings hurt and it would celebrate all the great discoveries in our short history...
Columbus Day
Places will be closed on Monday for Columbus Day, even though it’s not Columbus Day.  Why?  We don’t get other days off for important discoveries like electricity day or penicillin day, and if we did would those be moved to a Monday...