Cookie Monster

So I was on vacation on the west coast a couple of weeks ago and forgot my pajamas. So I had to make a late night run to find some. Walmart, if you can believe it, wasn't open at 11pm. So naturally I went to Albertson's. I have to tell you their fashion section leaves something to be desired...

It’s not exactly what you think. We swear, this one is a little different. Among the array of Carly Rae Jespen’s ‘Call Me Maybe‘ cover songs, this one from our childhood friend — the Cookie Monster — has got to be one of the better ones. Why? Well, he decided to hold onto only the beat and some of the lyrics, yet change most of them to suit something he wants dearly. No, he doesn’t want your numbe