Well unfortunately my wife has endured the brunt of my insensitivity so let's start there. I met her in 1994 and on just our 3rd date I took her to a comedy show. Because I liked her I felt I had to do something but because it was only our 3rd date I didn't want it to be too serious so I bought her a card with a large letter "E" on it with whoosh marks in behind. Get it? For Valentine's Day I got her a "quick E". I crack me up.