jerky

What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
There's one of these buggers in every bag of my jerky and I don't know what it is. I certainly didn't order it. Come to think of it, I didn't ask for that cotton at the top of my Advil bottle either, but I got some anyway. Wait a minute...
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IF YOU LIKE MEAT… MMMMMMMM
IF YOU LIKE MEAT… MMMMMMMM
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