Pope

The Roman Catholic Church has announced that Pope Francis was rushed to a hospital and will be admitted to the hospital.

Domino's, Papa John's and Pizza Hut have some serious competition.

Hopefully he'll be able to complete more than 50% of his passes. In other white smoke/black smoke news a new BBQ place is opening on Montana Avenue tomorrow.

Which either means the conclave of Catholic cardinals are barbecuing baby back ribs low and slow OR they failed to choose a new pope today. In modern history the longest the conclave has taken to make a papal decision has been 5 days. For your sake I hope it's sooner or you'll be the unfortunate victims of more "black smoke" jokes...

Actress Susan Sarandon is under fire from the Catholic League after calling Pope Benedict XVI a “Nazi” during a recent interview. When telling filmmaker Bob Balaban about sending the pope a copy of the book ‘Dead Men Walking,’ which inspired the film for which she won a 1995 Oscar, she said she meant Pope John Paul II and “not this Nazi one we have now.”