I saw something similar to this on Facebook today. It was called "The Perks Of Dating Me". But, I didn't want to limit it to just dating, so here are my perks:

Pizza is ALWAYS an option. (As is beer, golf and any beef you might like)

Fun and funny. I will always think hiding around corners and scaring you half to death is hilarious.

I'll drive. No seriously. I won't let you. I got this.

Driven to win on "Game Nights". Tenzi, Cribbage, Monopoly. It doesn't matter. I'm in it to win it.

Same in mini golf. I have "Windmill Evading" skills.

I am pretty much available for anything after 10 a.m.

Who else loves NAPS?!

There ya go. That's my whole relationship resume.