The Flakes’ Brilliant New Plan to Deter Crime in Montana
This morning, Mark and Paul came up with a great new plan to keep would be criminals on from breaking the law. The Department of Justice just released a new survey suggesting that Montana prisons have one of the highest sexual assault rates in the country.
According to the D.O.J. survey, 9% of inmates in the Montana State Prison claim to have been “sexually victimized” by other convicts. Another 10% alleged “improper conduct” by the guards..
Mark and Paul think those shocking statistics could actually help deter crime. Remember the recent media campaign that discouraged people from using meth? Imagine a billboard that read, “Need a New Girlfriend? Get Sent to Montana State Prison”. If that doesn’t scare you straight, nothing will. Hopefully, if this survey ever turns into a media campaign, there won’t be any pictures in the commercials and billboards.