My wife and I have been married for almost 10 years. Since day one, it's been a debate over toilet paper. Of all things, toilet paper. Yep, I said toilet paper.

After the better part of 10 years, we still cannot agree on whether it should unroll over the top or drape back behind. No puns intended.

I say over the top. To me, it's easier to fling a hand across the top of the roll and get a handful of softly goodness. She seems to think it's easier to pull it from behind. I don't get it.

Recently, the original blueprint of toilet paper was found. What did it show? You guessed it, over top.

Even with that evidence, she still disagrees with me. I am the idiot.

How do you think it should roll? Over top or back under?