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The Lamest Pick Up Line Ever

Not an actual picture of the nerd who hit on Paul’s daughter. This is a reenactment of what he may have looked like. (Photo by Business Wire via Getty Images)

If you are among the Flakes loyal legion of devoted listeners, you may know that Paul’s lovely daughter now lives in Bozeman.  This morning, she sent “Uncle Mark” a funny story.  She was recently approached by a high school kid with the cheesiest pick up line ever.  He walked up to her and said, “Hey Scrumptious”.

As the father of a gorgeous daughter, Paul has learned to deal with this kind of thing over the years.  After calling the kid a “loser”, he at least gave him credit for having good taste.  Mark then offered up some advice for the young guys:  If you’re gonna hit on a woman, try to choose someone who’s in your league.  And if you’re gonna deliver a cheesy line like “Hey Scrumptious”, make sure you don’t say it to a girl who could take you in a fight.

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