If you are among the Flakes loyal legion of devoted listeners, you may know that Paul's lovely daughter now lives in Bozeman.  This morning, she sent "Uncle Mark" a funny story.  She was recently approached by a high school kid with the cheesiest pick up line ever.  He walked up to her and said, "Hey Scrumptious".

As the father of a gorgeous daughter, Paul has learned to deal with this kind of thing over the years.  After calling the kid a "loser", he at least gave him credit for having good taste.  Mark then offered up some advice for the young guys:  If you're gonna hit on a woman, try to choose someone who's in your league.  And if you're gonna deliver a cheesy line like "Hey Scrumptious", make sure you don't say it to a girl who could take you in a fight.