It's been an eventful day for me. I've learned that my girlfriend is actually pretty understanding when I "Pocket Dial" her twice before 5 a.m. As is my friend, Chris. Sorry.

Then I learned that I needed to deactivate my house alarm BEFORE I open the door to leave.

Next, I learned that my windshield wipers aren't working.

The rest of my learning today will be centered around how much the greens break and how fast they are.