This morning, the Flakes shared the story about a 78 year old pervert from Kalispell who got busted for reporting the prostitute who stole his checkbook.  Fortunately for him, he won't have to spend his "golden years" behind bars after the judge gave him a suspended sentence.  However, he will be on the hook for a $1650 fine.

Of course, the man told the court that he can't afford to pay his fine, claiming that he barely gets by on his monthly $1200 Social Security check.  Interestingly enough, the judge pointed out that the man somehow managed to find $1600 to pay the "lady of the evening" for her services on six different occasions.

The dirty old perv said that he will "have a hard time surviving" what the prostitute did to him.  Which lead Paul to wonder if he was referring to the forgery?  At 78, he might have had some difficulty surviving even if she hadn't stolen his checkbook.

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