I was at Montana Rescue Mission Thrift Store In The Heights this weekend when I came across this Scholastic Reader called "A to Z Mysteries: The Bald Bandit". First off... why the bandit got to be bald? Can't he be good looking like a GQ model? No, he has to be follically challenged with a scowl on his face.

Sadly, I started laughing the second I saw it because, choke, it looks just like me. Compare his depiction with my picture on the upper left and you'll see. Too bad the "Bald Bandit" didn't become huge in comic strips, TV or the movies because once a jury got a look at my mug and compared it to him I'd have been a shoe-in for some royalties!

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