Those Crazy PETA People Strike Again
Today the Flakes got a good laugh from those crazy PETA protesters. They just released a list of the Best Football Stadiums for Vegetarians. Surprisingly, Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, home of the worst fans in the NFL, is the most vegan friendly stadium in the NFL.
The only venue in professional sports that actually has a jail and a judge to arraign drunken fans INSIDE the stadium also serves a wide variety of vegetarian options. Because after a long day of drinking, booing Santa Clause and throwing snowballs at your own home team, sometimes you really need a Veggie Burger instead of a cheese steak.
Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City also made their list. Not only is KC home to some of the best barbecue in the country, it’s also home to the “Sloppy Jane”, a vegan version of a sloppy joe. Now if only they could convince the NFL to stop playing with leather footballs, maybe those crazy PETA activists would be happy. By the way, no animals were harmed during the writing of this article.