All this week and next I'm posting ideas for Valentines Day romance or gifts that aren't cheesy. Idea #3. Just because I said these ideas weren't cheesy doesn't mean they're not stupid. Some genius tech inventor with waaaay to much time on his or her hands came up with the USB oil burner. Your honey will relax to the scent of cinnamon apple while balancing his or her books on excel. Yippee!