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Tip #5. Poetry. Maybe you can write poetry, maybe you can’t. If you can then you don’t need to read the rest of this post but if don’t know iambic pentameter from a pentathalon then read on…

With the help of the website, Whimsies Online, you just enter your honey’s favorite things like animals, places, colors etc. and then Whimsies will generate a poem for you. Romantic right? Exactly. Nothing says romance like a computer generated poem. The beauty is that it is semi-personalized and you can always tweak it afterwards if you think “Your nose is like a rubber hose” isn’t romantic enough.

One tip, you’ll have to scroll about half way down the page to find the poem generator as the website looks like it hasn’t been updated since 1998. Check out my prose:

Your skin glows like the blackberry, blossoms silky as the rose in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your violin voice and leaps like a cheetah at the whisper of your name, Monica.
The evening floats in on a great eagle wing.
I am comforted by your bikini that I carry into the twilight of coffeebeams and hold next to my legs.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water.
As my fingers falls from my jeans, it reminds me of your floor.
In the quiet, I listen for the last shout of the day.
My heated hair leaps to my blouse. I wait in the moonlight for your secret chair so that we may run as one, hair to hair, in search of the magnificient blue and mystical carousel of love.

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