Ever wondered what it feels like to be a beloved celebrity?  Put on a Santa Clause costume and walk down a busy street.

One of my job duties this week has involved dressing up like Santa Clause and delivering gifts to listeners at work.  It literally feels like being the coolest guy in town.  Everyone smiles and waves.  People say hello.  Kids come up and hug you.  I've even had beautiful women pull up next to me on the road and whistle.

It got me thinking about all of the things I could do in this Santa costume.  Imagine Santa hitch hiking, or pan handling, or crowd surfing at a concert. Or better yet, going to the bar.  The possibilities are endless.  I have seen Santas at the bar before and they're always the life of the party.  Guys buy them drinks and the gals flirt with them (chicks dig Santa).  I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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