Why Men Should Put Down The Toilet Seat

For years I've laughed at women who complain that men don't put down the toilet seat. I mean, women put it down and then men have to put it back up so why can't women put it back down the next time? Today I found out why. While 90% of our business is taken care of vertically there are time (like in the middle of the night when we're groggy) that we need to sit down. Man that ceramic bowl is cold when you don't see it coming. Fortunately my butt is big enough that I avoided a toilet water bath. Thinner women may not have enough... ahem, circumference to avoid splashdown. So guys, do yourself and the ladies in your home a favor and put the toilet seat down! If you're too stubborn to take my advice then maybe you should purchase a glow in the dark toilet seat like the one pictured above.