Why Paul is Like the Family Dog
Mark has a theory about his longtime friend and co-host Paul. Paul is like a lovable, loyal dog. He just wants someone to pet him and say, "Hey boy, wanna go for a ride?"
But don't tell him you're going for a ride and then let him down. That's when he'll start barking. The object of Paul's disappointment today was the local weathermen who forecast a 20% chance of snow. When we can look at the window and clearly see that snowflakes are falling, the chance of snow is 100%.
To make up for their mistaken forecast, we recommend that all of the local weatherman offer to give Paul a tasty treat and take him for a walk.