You Might Be A Redneck If?
We’ve all heard the Jeff Foxworthy comedy skit, “You Might Be A Redneck If”! Well I think this might be a new line for him to insert into his comedy show.
I had to make a trip to the Hi line this weekend, Have to be exact to see my family and I was staying at my sisters house.
I looked in the refrigerator to get some things out for dinner and there sits a bottle of wine.
I didn’t think much of it, until I moved it and noticed the top of the cork.
I asked my sister why in the hell there was a screw in the top of the cork.
She very calmly, like this was normal, replied, oh Steve did that (Steve is my other sister’s husband from Great Falls)
Anyway, he wanted to open the wine, but didn’t have a corkscrew so he improvised, hence the screw in the top of the cork.
I laughed so hard and thought, well this is either most redneck thing I have ever seen or it’s simply ingenious to think of a way to open the wine.
After all it is wine and one should never pass up on a nice glass of wine.
Redneck? or just smart?
What is the most redneck thing you have ever done?