Comedy

After reading this I hope that you won't think that I'm a raging alcoholic, although, I do like my beer.

Mark and I are about to venture into a new business in Billings. It will be the first of its kind, and down the road, we could possibly franchise it: Billings' first urine shop.

First of all, I can't sing. I also can't play any instruments whatsoever, but sometimes wish I could. But, just for fun, if I could, I'd love to put out an album, what kind of songs would be on it?

I thought I would write an imaginary attack ad all about my opponent in the upcoming election. Smokey Bear.

If you know me at all, then you know that I OWN tools but rarely use them. But when I got up Saturday morning and had no water coming out of my kitchen faucet, I knew that I might have to get my hands dirty.

My co-worker Mya Lewis decided she would grow a chia pet, or in this case a chia head, which just happens to be Sophie from the Golden Girls, needless to say, it's not going so well.

Really? thousands of feet up in the mountains and I still get a Karen meme reference. He said I understand your pain, he told me that his first name is Forest, yes as trees.

Of course he's not happy about it and calls to find out what happened, after apologizing for their mistake, they did deliver the flowers, though a day late, with a note. I think the note is hysterical.

Get out on the open water, view some classic rides, try to out run a cop, and worship with the animals. That doesn't even begin to describe what you can do this weekend around Billings.

No matter what the heirloom is, it's a special moment when the time comes for a father to let one go.

I called Gary Stoppel, a guy who is a heck of a mechanic and has his own race car and asked him what it would cost to build a race car.

Best known for his role in the Scream movie franchise and the WB's top-rated Jamie Kennedy Experiment, the Pennsylvania native will bring his "Can I Say That Tour" to Pub Station on Friday, May 10 for one show at 8pm.