5 Things To Expect When ‘Big Time Professional Wrestling’ Comes to Billings

If you're a pro wrestling fan, here's some good news. Big Time Professional Wrestling is coming to Billings for an evening of body slams and mayhem at Skyview High School on Saturday, June 13th.

Here are five things you can expect to happen when the professional wrestlers invade the Magic City:

1. Scott Steiner will snap at the first fan who mentions the name Hulk Hogan. Big Poppa Pump is a crazy dude and he's due for his next public outburst.  I predict the loose cannon will explode during his ride from the airport when the poor guy driving the shuttle van to his hotel asks if he's ever wrestled the Hulkster. Don't be surprised if you see Steiner rip his shirt off in the middle of 27th Street and attempt to assault pedestrians.

2. 'Nasty Boy' Brian Knobs will eat every burger on the menu at the Burger Dive. Luckily for their sake, the Burger Dive closes at 3 p.m. on Saturdays, otherwise this gigantic carnivore might devour his way through their entire kitchen.

3. At least one grown man will cry when he meets Brett 'The Hitman' Hart. Wrestling fans are passionate and Hart is, arguably, 'the best there ever was and the best there ever will be.' Expect to see at least one mentally unstable middle-aged man camped outside Skyview High School waiting for hours to meet Hart. When Hart graciously shakes his hand and signs an autograph, that man will shed tears of joy.

4. Gangrel will be wearing more makeup than most of the women in attendance.Before this self proclaimed vampire spits a goblet of blood into the face of Scotty 2 Hotty, he will spend a full hour in the dressing room applying more eyeliner than the entire roster of Planet Lockwood.

5. BTW Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas will insult Billings repeatedly. Early in the show, expect to see the champ cut a promo during which he refers to Billings as a 'hick town' and insults the 'low class rednecks' who live here. His promo will likely include several unflattering references to the local ranching and agricultural industry along with a veiled reference to beastiality. At least one guy in the audience will take his comments personally and threaten to come out of the crowd and fight him.