Buy A Boat Or Not?

I ran across some funnies on Facebook this morning about boat ownership.

"The 2 best days a boat owner has are the day he buys it and the day he sells it."

B.O.A.T. means "Break Out Another Thousand".

But, I see a lot of you folks hauling those thing back and forth to the water. So, tell me the good points to boat ownership.

"Money can't buy me happiness, but it can buy me a boat", right?