The Breakfast Flakes

I had two robins on my driveway yesterday and I can only imagine what the conversation was about.

We got the edict from the governor on using skeleton crews for brandings along with sack lunches for all the crew, otherwise, they have the authority to take action. On your private property. That should scare everybody.

Would you be interested in signing our petition?

There are only two "people" that I know who aren't really upset about having more couch time recently.

You're blogging about your garage? Yes. I am that bored! Not only that! I'm counting them down!

I'm sure you have all seen the map that shows how many people have tested positive for the virus in each county. Well, we need a new map that shows how many people have lost their jobs from the virus.

You closed business down out of concern for our health.

I've really tried to focus on the positives that I see while we are sheltering in place.  I love seeing families playing board games and going for walks. I think most families spend less time together today than they did back when I was a kid...

I had a heifer die this weekend and this was her calf.

I was "moving in" to my golf cart, I had a lucky find, a pack of sanitizing wipes that I forgot that I had.

Mr. President, I would rather die from a virus than see everything that I worked for over the last 40 years be lost.

A plea for help: Johnny Vincent apparently isn't allowed to play outside and doesn't have enough money to buy tanning lotion.