Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Have you ever been hit on with a really cheesy pick up line? Have you ever used a cheesy pick up line?
Here’s a few I’ve heard over the years.
1: Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
2: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
3: How much does a full grown Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
4; Did it hurt? What hurt? When you fell from Heaven
5: Hey I’m looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
I actually had an incident where a guy used a cheesy pick up line on me over the weekend.
We were in Havre over the weekend for my Mom’s 80th Birthday party, and as I was walking out of the door of the place where we were having the event, a guy (I’d say gentleman, but I’m fairly sure he wasn’t) stopped me and said, and I quote, “I don’t know your name and have never seen you before, but are you married?”
I was a little taken back, as I asked him why?
He wanted to know if I wanted to “hook up”
As my husband walked through the door, I told the guy he would need to ask him.
Needless to say the conversation ended.
Then about a half hour later we saw him leaving with another gal.
What’s the cheesiest line you’ve ever heard or used?