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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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Have you ever been hit on with a really cheesy pick up line?  Have you ever used a cheesy pick up line?

Here’s a few I’ve heard over the years.

1:  Can I have your phone number?  I seem to have lost mine.

2:  Are your legs tired?  Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

3:  How much does a full grown Polar Bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice

4;  Did it hurt?  What hurt?  When you fell from Heaven

5:  Hey I’m looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

I actually had an incident where a guy used a cheesy pick up line on me over the weekend.

We were in Havre over the weekend for my Mom’s 80th Birthday party, and as I was walking out of the door of the place where we were having the event, a guy (I’d say gentleman, but I’m fairly sure he wasn’t) stopped me and said, and I quote, “I don’t know your name and have never seen you before, but are you married?”

I was a little taken back, as I asked him why?

He wanted to know if I wanted to “hook up”

As my husband walked through the door, I told the guy he would need to ask him.

Needless to say the conversation ended.

Then about a half hour later we saw him leaving with another gal.


What’s the cheesiest line you’ve ever heard or used?



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